Week 26ish

Gloria Phillips

Gloria Phillips (often simply referred to as paper master) she is a Sr Business Analyst, at Nu Skin, and makes more than Jeff Nemelka and possibly all other RPS competitors. She is currently the longest-running papper thrower in a RPS compition, having run regionally since August 27, 2010. Gloria has a week to enjoy the trophy, but in a 2010 interview with Larry King, Gloria tearfully announced that she might not be here next week to defend her title. She has plans to play RPS at home with friends and family, but she said tearfully "it wont be the same."

Week 25

Christian Johnson

Chris's initial RPS voyage came at a critical time of emerging modern computer Nerds and motorcycles competition between developing Rock seeking the Trophy. In this sociopolitical climate, Chris's far-fetched scheme won the attention of Tony Furano a Sr Market Analys
. Severely underestimating the circumference of the the papper, he estimated that a westward tie from Tony. If true, this would allow another draw but with one hand. Following his plotted course, he did tie Tony in a two handed match for the Trophy. Mistaking the hands he encountered for the scissors, he referred to the paper as "knuckles". There is a linguistic urban legend that he actually named them "papel", (paper in Spanish), and that in day knuckles was called papel, but he never used the phrase "knuckles" and papel had been called papel for centuries and the name 'knuckles' had become common way before Chris was born.

week 24

Todd Wakefield

An analyst from Seans team was hoping to become the first Todd on the RPS site! (...that this blogger knows about, anyway.) I do not know how to pronounce his name, but this is clearly a candidate I can support. Not with my vote, because I don't report to Sean, but with in Todd spirit is a cheated bear wanting his honey.

Also, and I'm not making this up, he names his big accomplishment in the RPS challenges as "the double twister wakefield." It will be fun to watch as Todds double twister takes to the other opponents in the future.

Week 23

Brian Eastwood

If you have ever seen Gladiator, you would understand Brains motivation for getting this trophy. He looks at Rachel seat as the Leader of Rome or Greece wherever that movie took place. And he wants all to know he was still alive and is ready to take that trophy when he pleases.

Go home to your quite house and your kid running towards you and in the distant look at your wife.

We all respect the Gladiator.